The news has been full of "dueling crazies" the last couple of weeks.
I'm seriously not sure who is more delusional -
Charlie or Moammar.
You are probably so sick of hearing about these two and their antics,
you've turned off the TV.
Let's test your knowledge of CRaZY!
Who said the following?
1) "I'm a warrior and this is my battlefield!"
2) "All my people love me!"
3) "I'm on a quest to claim absolute vistory on every front."
4) "I have defeated this earthworm with my words - imagine what I would have done with my firebreathing fists."
5) "America is not the international police of the world."
6) "Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
7) "These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives at the tip of my sabre."
We should give these two MORE air time...oh and more power!
1) Sheen 2) Khadafy 3) Sheen 4) Sheen 5) Khadafy 6) Sheen 7) Sheen
7 comments:
I'm really kinda glad I live under a rock and have no idea what the heck is going on with Charlie Sheen. All I know is that he's a big douchecanoe and he got fired from 3 and a Half Men. That's ok, I hated that show.
Those quotes make me so glad that I don't watch the news right now.
Dear Mom,
I feel like I am taking crazy pills because I read about Charlie Sheen on your blog so much. The younger, racier generation doesn't care about Charlie Sheen, and quite frankly I have no idea what is going on with him right now- granted I live in a bubble. But, I know your life, and I know that there must be something far more interesting than Charlie Sheen that can make your blog. I can be half the stories of your blog! And you have two more sons who contribute just as much to your crazy life.
Love,
A son concerned for the sake of your blog
Trammell-
Did you pass my quiz???
Why are you looking at my blog? Don't you have a class you should be studying for? Plus - you're not the boss of me. Tomorrow - pics of Mr. Chunkers!
OK... more important...
WHO IS MR. CHUNKERS????
But for the record I think Sheen took more pills than Kadafi...just saying...
This is brilliant. Very funny.
It's hard to stop looking at the sheen train wreck. If this is him off drugs someone get some crack stat.
Lazarus Lupin
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