I Hope That's NOT Leather on Those Fat Calves!

Happy almost Thanksgiving!
Before I tackle all of those Thanksgiving recipes, I've got to clear my head of all the RaNDoM.
Luckily, Miss Stacy has invited everyone over to her place for turkey RaNDoMNeSS at it's finest.

* I love people who bring me cookies.

* Did you know that every year American women’s calves get fatter.

Yep, it’s true.

The boot salesman at Nordstrom told me………..

as he was taking in my boots.

I had a hard time finding boots because of everyone else’s fat calves.

Thanks a lot guys!

* West Hollywood or some city near West Hollywood voted to ban all clothing made of fur and any clothing made from animals……including wool.

Thank heavens sequins haven't been banned!

*I don’t see myself ever riding a motorcycle.

They don’t have cup holders.

*The other night, I was sitting at my desk.

I hear a little bell: “ding ding.”

And then from around the corner Parker shot out and squirted me with a squirt bottle.

I totally freaked out!
We have a family rule that NO MATTER WHAT, you can’t squirt your mom.

She can squirt you.

But you NEVER squirt mom…….even if her hair is on fire.

This was a direct violation and I was NOT happy.

In order to not get killed, he admitted that it was for AP Psych.

The kids had the assignment to see how long it would take to condition a family member.

Experiment OVER in my house!

Ten minutes later,

I heard the bell: “ding ding”

And I jumped and yelled, “NO!”

One time!
I was conditioned in ONE experience.

I wonder how the kid fared who was trying to condition his mom to make him a sandwich every time he rang the bell?

*TRAMMELL comes home for Thanksgiving today!

Today!
He’s on the plane RIGHT NOW!

Yippee!

*I sent a Thanksgiving/Pre-Christmas package to Garrett in Romania about 6 weeks ago.

It had all the fixings for green bean casserole, a two foot tree, battery operated lights, ornaments, two chocolate advent calendars, candy, and who knows what else…..all crammed in one of those “if it fits, it ships” boxes.

But on the customs form, I said it was socks.

I hope he got it.

Have a fabulous and RaNDoM TueSDaY!
Gina