April Fool's Day Gone Awry

Trammell just went to his Social Psychology class.
His teacher was so excited to greet the class and was laughing her head off.

"I do not want to offend!  But when I left the house this morning, I leaned over my sleeping husband and gave him a kiss and said, 'I'm a lesbian and I'm leaving.'"

The class just sat there in stunned silence.

"Isn't that awesome?" the teacher laughed.  "Isn't that the best April Fool's joke ever?"

One student finally spoke up, "Uhhh......Sister Yamawaki, it's NOT April Fool's Day.  It's March 31st."

She looked at the class in horror.
"Oh.......that must be why I haven't heard from him yet."

She'll need to come up with something better for tomorrow!