Me: Parker why is your helmet here?
Parker: Oh, I was going to ride my bike and I got it off the shelf in the garage and it had this big spider web in it.
Parker: No mom, it was one of those crackly webs. So I knew it was a black widow web.
I pick the helmet up and it is soaking wet.
Me: Ahhhh...and so....
Parker: Well, I didn't really want to touch it because I was afraid the black widow was in there. So I brought it in and washed it out.
Me: Oh, for heavens sakes! There's no black widow in there. If there was, it's gone now. So go put your helmet awa................wait!