Wednesday, December 14, 2011

My Top 10 Excellent seasonal carols:

Are you feeling a little bit like the Grinch or Ebenezer Scrooge?Here are some Christmas Carols to lighten the mood, put things in perspective and help you feel more "peace on earth, goodwill toward men."
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoia --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting You on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells


Of course, I didn't make these up.  I'm NOT that creative.  However, it IS quite possible that someone has been spying on me and my behavior inspired some of these carols.

9 comments:

Dawn said...

I *might* have snort-laughed at most of those. That was excellent!

Rachael said...

That is AWESOME!!!

Andrea said...

Love them! I didn't see any about ladders or roosters though...

Julianna said...

These are all sooooo me. :)

Not So Simply Single said...

OH MY GOSH! I am laughing my ASS off over here...I am definitely stealing these from you! You are hilarious!!!!!!

Stef said...

Haha! Too funny.

Danelle said...

So funny! Just yesterday my kids were talking about how Santa Claus is Coming to Town makes them paranoid....he sees you when you're sleeping....kind of creepy.

Andrea said...

Hehe, I love it. My favorites are 1, 2 and 7.

What does that say about me??

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