I am SO not ready for Christmas. But at least I have some Christmas RaNDoM for you!
And if you can't get enough RaNDoM, go on over to Stacy's. She's got MORE than enough for everyone. She's the Hostess of RaNDoM!
* It wouldn't be Christmas without the sound of an ornament falling from 10 feet and shattering!
And of course, it has to be one filled with some kind of toxic liquid.
I should have called Hazmat. Who knows what they put in those snow globes.
* Yep, I did it!
The ladder has been poised in the family room for two weeks.
The tree has been lit and bedecked with beads and bows,
but nary an ornament has found it's way on the tree.
I STARTED decorating it last night.........in a skirt.
* I was unwrapping ornaments and came across this -WTH? A rooster in a canoe? This is HIDEOUS? WHO brought this in to the house?
One look at the underside of the canoe and I saw "Garrett 2010"
I marched into my office, where Parker was taking a test.
"This is horrible! Why did Garrett pick this for his ornament last year? He is NEVER allowed to pick ornaments again."
"Mom, you are disturbing the testing center. Please!"
* Several ornaments later. I unwrapped this -
Oh my gosh! What is wrong with my children?
I looked at the bottom of the
I march in to
"YOU are not allowed to buy any ornaments either!"
"Mom, it's cool! What did Trammell buy?"
"I don't know, but it was probably something mature!"
* Not mature, but WAY more classy! Who can argue with a colorful glass
I marched in to my own office one more time.
"What is wrong with you guys? This isn't holidayish? This is ridiculous! Don't think I don't know EXACTLY what you boys were thinking."
It's times like this that being the only child home is SO much fun!
"You all bought roosters. That's NOT funny!"
"But mom, we're the
Merry Christmas from the