Monday, October 24, 2011

WARNING: THIS BLOG HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN

Dear Readers:
This blog has been shut down due to blatant Cyber Child Abuse. Cyber Child Abuse (CCA) is a common, modern form of child abuse in which parents abuse their own children through blogs, and other social media. CCA is disgusting to the Department of Information and the Bureau of Internet Content Regulation and Morality, and to society. Common forms of CCA towards children include: generating false stories, overexaggerating stories, or the telling of stories against a childs will. CCA is a form of familial treason. It has come to the attention of the BICRM that this blogger has been in violation of the terms of agreement of blogspot.com and of the Department of Information. The said blogger has abused her children in the utmost form of all possible violations. Upon further review it has been determined that this blog must be deleted in order to protect the privacy and rights of the bloggers children. By law, the said blogger must face either/or a six (6) month prison sentence, or pay a fine of up to $25,000 USD to the abused party, which, in the case of CCA is the bloggers children. According to BICRM code, all accused parties are guilty until proven innocent.
For more information, please visit the following link:
http://www.ncsl.org/default.aspx?tabid=13495
If you have been exploited by this blogger, please report to 303-250-8161
In order to protect the privacy of the bloggers children, we ask that readers: 1) remove incriminating or villainizing stories from their memory, 2) leave a kind, loving, caring comment about them in the bloggers comment box, and 3) disassociate themselves from the blogger.



9 comments:

Andrea said...

Ha ha...mwahahahaha..oh, no...are they coming this way though?

Paula said...

You're in luck - I defend cyber child abuse! Tell the kids they don't have a case!

Andrea said...

OK, I'm back because I skimmed so fast last time, I had to slow down and read this again...so stinking funny!!!

The Crazy Coxes said...

Trammell, The blog abuse against you will end because I am going to kill you! I will shut your credit card down! oh and 22 year olds can still be grounded!

Julianna said...

Wait! I'll go get my super cape, and my offical laywer style glasses and come to your rescue.

Course, I'll need extra copies of the articles in question.

Muahahahahahahha!

MikeD said...

WOW. Finally. After years of investigation, false cyberleads and dead ends.... Sadly, this behavior is genetically pre-disposed. With an intervention, it MAY be correctable. It will require commitment from the therapists (read plural here) as well as the victims. But, w a lot of effort and determination, the trend can be reversed. But, beware, an environment like blogging, stake activities, ward hallway conversations, and interaction w people may give her too much temptation.... Best of luck to all the victims. Call 1800EXPLOIT for help.

Danelle said...

Have you been "Coxed"?

valerie said...

Hahahahahaha! Good one! :)

Donna said...

It is so funny that he hacked your blog and wrote this!! I have to say that it's really well-written and almost believable too!