Every SINGLE day, Brian begs me to come to his office.
Sometimes he bribes me with donuts.
I always ask, "But what would I DO there?"
Sometimes he says he just wants me to hang out with him.
Sometimes he says he has so many projects he can't begin to list them.
Sometimes, I AM helpful - remember when I copied all those documents but then stapled my finger and got blood all over said documents and had to recopy them?
If THAT'S not helpful, I don't know what is.
I showed up at his office the other day.
Brian: "So.........do you want to go shopping?"
Normally, I would jump at the chance.
But this totally sounded like a trap.
Brian: "You could go to Costco for us."
Me: hesitating, "What do you need?"
Brian: "Well we need some of those floor mats that you put under your office chair so it will roll smoothly."
Me: "Nope. I can't get those. They are too heavy. Plus they have poky things that stab you. What else do you need?"
Brian: "We can always use paper and water."
Me: "Nope. Those are too heavy. I can't lift them and I'll break my nails. Do you need anything small and lightweight.......like M&M's?"
See! I am SOOOO helpful!
Who WOULDN'T want to hire me?