Who would like a caramel apple?
a CARAMEL ONION?
It was part of an object lesson in my seminary (6 am Bible study class for high schoolers) class yesterday.
I doubt they will ask me to substitute again.
I was nice though. I gave the
* That was pretty RaNDoM!
And if you want some more RaNDoM, read on.
If you want EVEN MORE,
She's the best Randomizer this side of............well I don't know where she lives.
Go see for yourself.
* We aren't celebrating Thanksgiving this year.
I can't find the glitter corn.
Seriously, you can't just expect me to go on!
No holiday table decor is complete without Glitter Corn.
Thanksgiving is cancelled.
* I know WHERE the glitter corn is.
It's SOMEWHERE in the storage room in the basement.
I can "see" myself gently sliding ears of glitter corn into gallon size ziploc bags.
Then my vision gets blurry.
But.....everything is well organized in the basement.
We have the January decor bin, the Valentine decor bin, the 2 Easter bins, the 3 Fall decor bins which are separate from the 3 Halloween bins and the 15 Christmas bins (not including the Snow Village stuff).
There is no separate Thanksgiving bin.
And it's not in the Fall decor bins.
Do you think it's in the Shorts - size 29-30 bin or the Jeans - size 32 bin?
* I am mailing Garrett's Christmas package to Romania today.
I already sent the Thanksgiving/Getting ready for Christmas package.
That package contained a two foot tree with decorations, battery powered lights, two stockings, Christmas candy, 2 chocolate Advent calendars and all the makings for Green Bean Casserole.
Yes, I really did send 2 cans of green beans, a can of Cream of Mushroom Soup and French Fried Onions to Romania.
* Do you think I can get all of thisin here?
Yes. Yes I can. Except for the two mini candy canes that somehow didn't make it in.
Well, speaking of shoving.
I've shoved enough RaNDoM into this little post.
And it's time for me to shove off.