Saturday, June 13, 2009

GOOD Ideas Gone AWRY

#1 Okay - so maybe I shouldn't have CAUGHT the black widow and kept it on my desk in a jar.
Evidently, SHE doesn't need water, food or air to lay eggs.
Now what?
#2 SOMEONE has been stalking me!
Everyday, I receive a little email from Urban Dictionary with a "Word of the Day." (Now you know why I am so cool and hip!)
Look at THIS one!
June 9: DWT
Driving While Texting. Operating a motor vehicle while texting friends on your cell.
"Gina almost killed us driving over here, she was DWT. I finally grabbed the phone out of her hand before we wrecked."
How DID they KNOW?
And I'll leave it up to you to figure out what is the good idea gone awry- Subscribing to the "Word of the Day," stalking me, or texting while driving.
#3 I've been waiting for Mr. Sun to make an appearance so that I can START on my tan.
When, I arrived home from an appointment, I ran to put my swimsuit on and headed to the backyard.
I figured I could sit out while talking to my sister-in-law.
Two hours and three phone calls later - oops! - a little too much sun for the first day!

6 comments:

Stephdeezy said...

Serious grossness on what that spider did and that it sits on your desk. I would keep it around to see it hatch though I bet it looks pretty rad. Still gross though.

Ashli Dardenne said...

I'd be happy to kill that spider for you. It's pretty gross! Just give me a call.....I'll come on over anytime. I'm all about murdering small creatures.

valerie said...

I'm just imagining baby widow spiders all over your desk. Gina! Get that sucker out of there!
P.S. Shame on you for texting while driving! ;) lol

Don and Kelley said...

You have got to be kidding? That thing layed eggs? I am seriously freaking out! I hate spiders. You have to get rid of that now!

{amy} said...

I killed a nice big black widow in my garage yesterday. Thought of you :o) as I unloaded the raid and then smashed it.

Stacy said...

The spider--blech! Just...BLECH!