I will let you be a fly on the wall.
A fly on the wall of our kitchen where TWO people had THIS conversation last night.
Person A: What are you doing with MY ice cream?
Person B: I'm going to eat some.
Person A: You can't. It's MINE!
Person B: Seriously? It's been in here for two weeks and you haven't touched it.
Person A: Yes I did. I had some.
Person B: Yeah, two weeks ago. You aren't going to eat the anymore so I'm going to have some.
Person A: No! I'm going to eat it.
Person B: When?
Person A: Sometime.
Person B: Now?
Person A: No. Sometime. Put it back.
Person B: This is ridiculous. You aren't going to eat it. It's just going to sit in there.
Person A: So. It's mine. Eat the other ice cream. There are two other kinds in there. Eat those. That one is mine.
Person B: Wow!
Person A: PUT IT BACK! You can't have it.
You will NEVER guess who is the parent and who is the child!