Dear Vayama !%*$@

Dear Vayama,
You stink, but I'm thinking of a worse word than stink.

When I use your system, you ALWAYS have the cheapest prices for the exact flights I want.
But then when I click "Select," the flights are not available.
But that's okay.
There are LOTS of flights.

When I click on EVERY SINGLE flight, none of them are available.
IF, I clicked on the higher priced flights and they WERE available,
that would be called BAIT and SWITCH.  It's illegal.
Don't tell me that, "Shoot! We just had that flight.  But, oops, someone booked it just seconds before you."
I'm going to Cambodia.
Not THAT MANY people want to go to Cambodia this morning.

But it's cool.
I'm not accusing you of Bait and Switch advertising.
Because when I click on ANY of your flights, NONE of them are available.
NONE OF THEM.
NOT AT ANY PRICE.
So you don't really have anything to sell me, do you?
We call that FALSE ADVERTISING.

I'm calling you.
I'm typing this while I am on hold.
If I were you, I wouldn't answer your phone.

PS: You are stupid because when I first called, you told me I was sixth in line. I am currently FIRST in line and I've been first in line now for 8 minutes.  You might want to rethink that whole telling where I am in line.