* According to news sources (like TMZ), Lil Wayne had a paternity suit filed against him.
Shocking! Just shocking! He has four kids by four different mothers (should they be called that?). And now, there is evidently a fifth. This is all so hard for me to believe! ;) What is WRONG with our society?
* Trammell told me he's figured out what's wrong with our society. He volunteers in a kindergarten class helping kids read and write. He overheard one of the kids singing: "First comes LOVE... then comes the baby in the baby carriage."
Yeah - that's what's wrong.
* Another thing that is wrong - is this pretend global warming. I WANT fall/winter weather! We got ripped off yesterday. It was supposed to start snowing Wednesday night and we were supposed to wake up to 3-6" of snow. Yesterday morning at 5 am, Brian lept out of bed and threw open the shutters and then proclaimed "Liars!" Not a flake! Those stupid weather forecasters!
* Tonight is the LAST football game of the season. What is wrong is that the last game SHOULD have been last week. Our team is horrible and they somehow managed to win the first game of playoffs. So we're advancing. They will LOSE for sure tonight (spoken like a TRUE fan.)
So it's the LAST game for the Flag Boys!
EVERYONE is going out into Antartica (because even though it didn't snow, it's FREEZING) to cheer them on. Except for me. Sorry Parker. I will not be able to support you. I'll be somewhere warm - like a movie theater.........or my bed.
I will send you with handwarmers. And I'll make you hot chocolate when you get home. Cuz, I'm supportive like that. * I have a pile of prescriptions to mail my parents. They are on a mission for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Italy. Rumor is: packages frequently don't get there. They are plundered or "go missing." I'm trying to think of ways to ensure my package arrives. Hot tip: Don't write "Drugs" on the customs form! I'm thinking of writing boring stuff that no one wants like - "socks" My dad says that packages marked "Candy" usually make it. I guess drugs are kind of like candy. Hmmm....what else can I write? "Poison" - no that would have the Postale workers opening it right away. Something gross like "Hemorrhoid cream?" No, because of translation, it would get opened just to see what it is. Give me your suggestions!
* I am reading the WORST book right now. It's stupid! It looked cute. There's no sex or violence or bad language. (That's good. Did it look like a complaint?) The characters are poorly written. It's contrived. It's not even remotely realistic. I can't wait to finish it. Yeah - I have a problem. I can't just put it down and walk away. I have to finish it.
* Thanksgiving Countdown!
Garrett comes home in 8 days.
Trammell gets home in 11 days.
And my friend Allen who is like family and comes nearly every year, arrives on Thanksgiving morning.
Thanksgiving will be EPIC! Okay, maybe not as epic as when Allen, Margaret and I went out at midnight to "rearrange" those light deer in people's yards. But hey, we're not 42 anymore.