Here's a couple of conversations from yesterday. I love my life!
Me: In exactly one hour.
Parker: Are you serious? (<- that line follows anything distasteful that I say like - you have to clean your room before bed, or go mow the lawn.)
Parker: I'm NOT dressing up for this. This is the dumberst thing.
Parker: Fine. I'm not wearing a tie though. That's gay.
Me: That's what business dress is!
Parker is dressed in black pin stripe dress pants, a french blue shirt and pink tie.
Parker: This is such a waste. I'm missing the season premier of The Hills for this stupid thing.
Me: It's not a waste. You should be proud of yourself.
Parker: I'm missing The Hills.
Me: It's the same people? So they've graduated. Are they like in college now?
Me: But there's no Homecoming or Prom? So that eliminates half the story lines and drama.
Parker: Oh no, now the drama is someone's girlfriend goes to the bar with someone else ad gets caught.
Me: That is stupid! What a stupid show.
Pulling into the school
Parker: You know what? This is like a punishment. Like the smart people get punished by having to come back to the school.
Me: Shut up.
Parker: I'll tell you who the smart people are. The smart people are the ones who don't show up to this and go in the office and pick up their letter tomorrow.