I've been taking it to church because I am lugging my scriptures, lesson books, toys and snacks and books for my nephew and a calendar and assorted other things. I may as well take a suitcase to church.
Anyway, as I was cleaning out the church stuff,
I came across a piece of paper with an announcement on it.
The Boneheads were obviously paying rapt attention to the speakers,
because they were taking notes on the back of this announcement.
Or not -
I wonder if they ate breakfast before church?
I can pick out Garrett's scrawl. I can pick out Parker's sloppy writing as well.
Wait.
Who wrote - "Frosted Flakes, A Cold Glass of Chocolate Milk and Krispy Kreme?"
That was the man - the GROWN MAN - who was sitting beside them.
Talk about partaking of the Bread of Life, Nuggets of Truth, the Living Water or Feasting on the Word of God.
I am so proud of the Boneheads' religiosity.
4 comments:
I don't even know where to start.
This post has absolutely made my day.
*Sides hurt*
That was funny. I love that your husband contributed!
Now I want some Kirspy Kremes!
You missed his contribution of Ice cream- Mint chocolate chip. The list obviously needed an adults refined taste.
Think of it as a list of all of the ways they appreciate God's gifts, in the form of food!
That is just so hilarious there aren't words for it!
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