Friday, September 17, 2010

Don't Stab the Hand that Might Feed You!

Please tell me it's Friday!
This has been the LONGEST week in the history of time!

I need some bacon and some cupcakes!

Thank heavens for Mrs. 4444s!
Get on over to Half Past Kissin' Time and give her a squeeze!
I love Friday Fragments!
You can just dump your week and move on!

* If you buy these - you can't be my friend.
Hey, I have to have SOME standards.
Jeggings.  They just aren't right.

These lace leggings -
Thank heavens they are modeled by a mannequin.
And I do understand that they are meant to be worn UNDER something.
But I hope that whoever wears them wears SOMETHING under THEM.
They are whoreible (that's not misspelled)

* Did you know that misspell is one of the 100 Most Misspelled Words?

* I am sending the boys care packages today.
They've been in school ONE WHOLE WEEK!
So, I'm sending important things like this -
and Bath & Body Works Wall flowers, Kool Aid and other necessities.

* The other night, our reduced family (of 3) was sitting at the dinner table and Brian asked Parker to say the blessing.
At one point, all three of us had an eye open
(just one - cuz two would be irreverent)
and could see one of our dear family members gripping their steak knife and menacingly sliding it across the table toward another family member's hand.
Is that love?
Parker added to his prayer,
"And help us that we can be reverent and respectful during the prayer."
Two of us kind of snorted and giggled.
Upon saying amen, Parker said, "Geez.......sometimes I feel like I'm living with two children."

* Parker - "Oh yeah.  I forgot to tell you that I went to the assembly for 'Highly Selective Colleges and Universities.' "
Me: ""When was that?"
Parker: "Oh during the last 45 minutes of AP Lang the other day."
Me: "Oh, so like, everyone from the junior class went?"
Parker: "No, just like the top 40 in our class.  They gave me a note a few days ago and your teacher had to excuse you."
Hmmmm...................I'll tell Brian not to stab him.
He could be supporting us in our old age!
Good work Parker!

* 4 out of 5 people in this family are experiencing stomach problems.
As long as I only eat chips and cupcakes, I'm fine.
My stomach only acts up if I eat healthy, nutrious food.
I say, "Follow your gut!"

Surely, you have your own frags!
Go spill em and link up!
Have a great weekend!


Mama Badger said...

Wall flowers, huh?

Jeggings are just beyond words. And didn't Madonna wear those lacy things? Should have been left as bad judgment in the 80's.

Ann in the UP said...

Misspell----of course.

No matter how you spell it, it always looks wrong. Some words are just like that!

And Jeggings! I agree with Mama Badger. Icky is icky no matter what the decade. And I'm not just bitter because they don't flatter my shape. I don't think....

He & Me + 3 said...

I am going to say follow your gut on that one too. YUM
Too funny about the prayer & the knife. Remind me to keep one eye open while praying at your house. LOL
Thanks for commenting on my blog today. I love to meet new friends.

the Chacogirl said...

I saw the word jeggings for the first time today and had to google it! Awful! Your dinner table conversation sounds like something from our home when I was growing up with 3 sisters! Love it! Have a great Friday!

won said...

Thanks for teaching me something!

I will never misspell misspell again! Even when I'm not at the computer with a spell check ;)

Visiting from FF.

Danelle said...

What really concerns me is all the boys I've seen wearing jeggings.

Dina @ 4 Lettre Words said...

You crack me up!

Enjoy the care packages. Sam is LOVING Cub Scouts so far...and I often think of your amazing boys. :o)

Donna said...

Thanks for visiting my blog! Your is a lot of fun and I'll be back to visit again. I'm LDS too :)
I agree, jeggings are just plain awful! I hope that trend doesn't last long. Something tells me it won't!

Rachael said...

I just heard the word 'jeggings' for the first time the other day. SO WRONG. When I was shopping the other day, I was seeing those lace leggings everywhere.

Whoreible! That is awesome.

Ashli Dardenne said...

You know you have a pair of Jeggings in the back of your closet you are just dying to put on and strut around downtown Denver in. I know you. Don't hide it...just put them on. HAHAHA!

Andrea said...

Can I adopt Parker? Cause really, he's hilarious!

Jeggings...Never Gonna Happen.

Kirby3131 said...

Those leggings are just wrong. I had to laugh at the 4 out of 5 people are experiencing stomach pains :) Of course you wrote it to be funny!

Kristin _ The Goat
via Friday Fragments

Raven said...

Those jeggings are horrible! I mean seriously, you might as well spray paint yourself some pants. Hopefully my Midget won't be begging for those anytime soon!

Have a great day!