So how come I sit down to write and I draw a blank?
It's not really a blank - it's just that I have so much to say!
Help! I'm talking and I can't shut up!
Go over to The Un Mom and see Keely for something less nonsensical (or maybe not).
* Tiny Baby enjoyed a quiet and sedate Sweet 16 Birthday.
Something is wrong with my children.
They refuse any hoopla.
They never want to have a party.
What is wrong with them that they DON'T want to be the center of attention?
* We opened presents after school and went to the restaurant of his choice.
He has been waiting several months to receive this -
I know, weird, a fountain pen.
What is wrong with my kids?
* Don't worry, his Christmas list is more normal (kinda).
He wants the new Call of Duty video game - also known as COD.
A new controller for the PS3
And, here's where the wheel go off the track -"A COD designated Snuggie."
His words. Not mine.
I asked, "What's wrong with a blanket?"
Parker: "Then your arms get cold. You definitely have to have sleeves. Oh and I don't want the leopard print or the camo. I just want a plain one."
* This is the first high school parent/teacher conference in seven years that I am NOT making dinner for 300.
I'm dropping off my roaster, a crock pot and a couple of giant bowls, but that's my only investment.
I "get" to go to a viewing and a funeral.
Hmmm.......maybe I should have volunteered to do the meal.
* You know something is wrong with me when I am counting down the days until Lil Wayne gets out of jail.
But in my defense, it's only because I cannot take another song featuring Nicki Minaj. She's dirty , and not in the good way. She's trashy. And it's soooo unladylike to rap. Please make her hold hands with Katy Perry and skip into the sunset or get put in jail for weapons charges. Either one.
* Something is wrong with Garrett.
Garrett hates blogging, specifically, my blogging, more specifically, my blogging about him.
He hates cooking.
Well maybe he doesn't hate cooking, but he doesn't do it.
So should I have him drug tested?
He called yesterday and said, "Mom! You should totally check out this blog. It's by my friend's mom and it's just like yours. It looks just like yours. She shares really cool recipes. They look so good! I'm looking at a recipe for pumpkin/chocolate chip muffins. They look really good and I might make them because we're going to a potluck and we might take these. So yeah, I will probably make these. You should check out the blog."
Yeah..........something is wrong with him.
* I saw these at Target yesterday -
street walker Girl's Department. If you buy these for your 7 year old, I'm unfriending you. What is wrong with people?
Well, I'm sure nothing is wrong with you!
So get on over and visit some of the other RaNDoM posters!
Have a great Tuesday!