Thank heavens for Mrs. 4444!
Fragment are ALL I've got left!
Go on over to Half Past Kissin' Time and say "Hi!" -AFTER you read ANDcomment.
* I just got this email -
"33% OFF any one item..........PLUS, you save an additional 10%. That's nearly 40% off."
What? Isn't it EXACTLY 43% off?
Maybe this boookstore doesn't sell Math books.
*Parker: Did they have any good cartoons when you were younger?"
Me: "Yeah. I wish they were still on. I loved Tom & Jerry and Scooby Doo."
Parker: "Tom & Jerry is still on. Scooby Doo is too.......but it's not good."
Me: "Yeah it is."
Parker: "No it's not. Scooby Doo isn't intelligent."
Me: "What? Like Sponge Bob is? Give me a break."
Parker: "Oh yeah -Sponge Bob is. Like a 4 year old is going to get Squidward's jokes. I think Squidward might be my new favorite character."
Glad we justified all that Sponge Bob watching.
* Call us if you are ever in a bind!
We have awesome solutions for life's tricky problems!
In the middle of dinner, I received this text:
"Hey do you know what would take a whole bunch of ink off hands?"
I responded: "Sorry! Did an ink pen explode? I don't know....bleach? alcohol?......the rubbing kind."
"No.......the printer cartridge got confused and I have printer ink all over."
Suddenly, the geniuses in the family came to life with suggestions.
Parker: "Tell him to try hydrochloric acid."
Brian: "No, tell him gasoline.....................and a match. After that, he won't notice the ink."
* All of us met at a restaurant for dinner last night.
Me: What happened to your car?"
Brian: "Oh I was in the drive thru at Sonic and this guy leaned out of his car and said, 'Do you mind if I walk around your car?' I told him 'Sure, go ahead.' He then said, 'I can fix your car. I can take all of those scratches out. I can make your car look like new."
Parker: "Cool! It's like repentance..........sold at Sonic."
* Because the conversations in my own booth were so intelligent,
I started eavesdropping on the people in the booth behind me.
Diner to Friend: "Oh yes, I'm recommending a really good book: "How to be Christian Without Being Religious."
It's probably on the shelf next to Sexual Aspects of the Celibate Life.
If you are bored this weekend, there are two hot reads for you!