Tuesday, August 30, 2011

We Don't Need No School!

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday!  Im trying to reinforce it in my mind because it feel like it's Monday again.
But according to Stacy, it's time for some random.
Stacy

Go on over and get random with the rebel!
I could always use a brain unload.

* Yesterday was Trammell's first day of school.  His Facebook status was this -
" What?  Classes started today?????"
Very funny.


* He has 4 psychology classes and 1 biology class.  He's probably going to try to analyze us when he comes home at Thanksgiving.

* I asked him if he made any new friends at school.
Okay, so he's 22 and not in kindergarten...but still.

He replied, "Mom, psychology majors are the WEIRDEST people ever.  Don't ever ask me that again."

How about your biology class?

* I did just get this text from him -
"Are the dudes next to me having the most intense debate EVER?
Yes they are!
Have I heard the words wizard, trolls, spells gryffindor, and magic come out of their mouths?
Yes I did!"

Don't make friends Trammell.  Don't make friends!


* Did Parker really just write this in an essay for college prep writing?
"In my immediate family, I have seen how not to conduct myself academically through my brother’s
lackadaisical attitude throughout high school."


Lackadaisical?
Is that kind and loving?
I'm not even going to try to explain what the essay was about.

* Obviously, my kids don't need school.
They are already smartalecs.


* Tomorrow, Brian is having his gallbladder ripped out.
Pretty exciting!


* I have been driving around for two weeks with this in the back of my car -


He's cute huh?
He's my brother and sister-in-law's.
The movers left him.
He weighs 75 pounds, so we DROVE two houses away and I had Trammell lift him and put him in the back of my car.  Now I need Brian to lift him out...........before tomorrow.........before surgery.


* There are two muffins, both pumpkin.
One is naked on top and one has delcious cream cheese frosting on top.
WHO would buy the one WITHOUT the frosting???
WHY bother?  LIFE is about FROSTING!
WHAT is the world coming to?


Happy Tuesday!


7 comments:

Rachael said...

I'm not a fan of icing but on a pumpkin muffin...if its cream cheese frosting I'm all over that!!!

Lauren said...

Sometimes a muffin just wants to be naked on top, Gina. Don't judge.

allstarme said...

OMG Starbucks has great pumpkin cream cheese muffins . I would die for one of those.

Andrea said...

I might go for the naked muffin, but then again, I was a psych major, sooooo enough said?

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Your kids crack me up! Y'all really do need a sitcom.
I LOVE that turtle. If he were to somehow find his way to my house, I would never tell anyone how he got there. Just sayin.

Mama Badger said...

Finally, the comment box. The error message kept talking about cookies, and then I'd get distracted.

Depends on the time of day, for the muffin. Naked makes it breakfast food. Frosting makes it something else.

Danelle said...

Hahaha! Love Parker's college prep essay. Hope the surgery went well. And if you didn't get the turtle out of your car in time, I have an 11 year old who will gladly take it off your hands.