I've been storing this up in my brain - and that really tells you something about my brain!
Sometimes (like 5 or 10 times a day), I hear song lyrics that are absurd, stupid, ridiculous or ludicrous...or all of the above.
And it's time to share:
This week's winner is -
" And now, the dudes are lining up
cuz they here we got swagger.
But we kick them to the curb
unless they look like Mick Jagger."
from Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
THIS is RIDICULUDICROUS on soooo many levels!
Before I explain, let me just comment on Ke$ha's name.
A $ sign? Really?
Okay, so, 1) Who wants a girl with swagger? Swagger is like a guy who walks like he's cool. I don't like that walk and I certainly don't like that walk on a girl. And besides, anyone who is anyone knows that you don't say "Swagger." If you are really cool (and singing a song), then you say "Swagguh." But then that wouldn't rhyme with Mick Jagger............which leads to point #2.
2) WHO wants to go ANYWHERE with a guy who looks like this? This isn't even a guy. It's an OLD MAN! He's a year younger than my mother! And he is SOOOO ugly! Is Ke$ha crazy? Let me change the lyrics to "I'll kick him to the curb if he looks anything like Mick Jagger." Do teens these days even KNOW who Mick Jagger is? I'll answer that. Garrett thought Mick Jagger was McJagger like McDonalds but someone hot. Ummmm........nope.
Congrats to Ke$ha for ridiculously, absurb, stupid lyrics!