The THINKER Tickles My Funny Bone

It's Writer's Workshop.

Anyone can play along.
Just go visit Mama Kat and check out the prompts.


I chose prompt number quattro -
4.) Choose the 7th picture you took from last January and write a poem
THIS is going to be good.


Went pack to January.
Went to the 7th pic.
And voila -

I am writing some haiku's of REAL things this child has said
in just the last few days.
When the weekends come, I don't need to spend lots of money on entertainment.
I get FREE entertainment right here at home -  all day every day.


Here goes:
When he came home from school Tuesday -


"For dinner let's have -
Wednesday: cracked crab legs
Thursday: hot curry"


When I ignored the request, his response was a 5 syllable, "Helllllllooooooooo?"


Everyday, upon arriving home from school, I hear this -


Door open, door shut
"G muny, G muny, Guh Guh G
Muny in da house"


Or
"Shalom!  Shalom! Hey!
Mom, I'm home.  What's there to eat?
Mom? Anybody home?


Or one day, when they didn't come home but called to explain:


"Hey, Mom, Parker and I
have an appointment right now."
Where?  "uhhh....at Wing Stop"




Or -
"We did your shopping.
We are the best sons ever.
Wait! Who bought Nerf swords?"

Enough Haikus!
Have a great Thursday!