Wow! I got RIPPED OFF or PWNED*, as the Bonehead Brothers would say.
I like to try new things.......well not really.
I like to try new products in the grocery store.
Remember the Kaboom?
Yesterday, I saw something that caught my eye -
It caught my eye because it said, "The sparkliest hearts in the universe."
I love those Valentine conversation hearts.
I love sparkle and glitter.
Now, I'm not totally stupid.
I did notice that this bag was opaque and I really wanted to SEE the sparkly hearts before buying them.
The manufacturer knew this.
I spent the $2.49.
Do these look sparkly?
Do these look glittery?
Do these look divaish?
Yeah, they taste good.
The flavors are as advertised: Blue Raspberry, Sour Apple, Watermelo, Extreme Tangerine...
They taste really good.
But I WANTED SPARKLE!
Oh AND - you can't even read the hip sayings that they are supposed to have on them.
No ....Rock Star, BFF, Diva!
How are we supposed to have a conversation with these conversation hearts?
I am sorely disappointed! My Valentine's is nearly ruined!
Don't buy these! Buy the Brach's conversation hearts at $1 a bag
Don't get PWND!
*PWNED or PONED - owned spelled incorrectly, originally used in playing video games, as in, "Dude, you should have used your rocket launder. That guy came out of nowhere and PWND you." But now used anytime you get your behind handed to you, as in , "That Calc final pwned me." Or "Yeah, I spent $2.49 for sparkly hearts and I got nothing! I got pwned by the Sweetheart company."