What day is it?
Where am I?
Someone said it was Friday.
I'll go along with it.
I obviously need to clear out my head.
Go over and see Mrs. 4444 at Half-Past Kissin' Time, play along and link up.
* I've been substituting for Early Morning Seminary this week.
It's a scripture study class for teenagers that starts at 6 am - the 6 am BEFORE school.
It's one thing to be the student who comes dragging in wearing sweats, plops down in a chair and remains in a semi-comatose state with the Bible on their lap. And it's entirely different to be the teacher in a dress and heels, leading the three ring circus. So for some CRaZY reason, I'm tired.
No it's more than that.
I'm brain dead.
* Overheard last night -
"I think Lady Gaga should get together with the Goo Goo Dolls. It would be known as GaGa GooGoo"
* Also overheard -
"I do not want to mow lawns this summer. What can I do for a job?"
"You could invest in microloans."
"No, I have to find something to sell to drunken hillbillies at the racetrack on weekends."
* It's my mom's birthday today!
HaPPY BiRTHDaY MOM!
She's celebrating in a BIG way.
I can't tell you.
It's extremely personal and it involves her colon.
That woman knows how to party!
* I'm not a TV watcher.
But for some crazy reason, I LOVE LA Ink.
I don't even like tattoos.
I can't think of a single bumper sticker I'd put on my car, much less a permanent tribute I'd put on my
It hasn't been on for two weeks now.
I guess that disjointed episode we watched a few weeks ago was the "season fnale."
Thanks for telling us.
No worries though. I'll get to the bottom of it.
I'm paying a personal visit to the High Voltage shop next weekend.
Won't that be funny!
* Next weekend is the much talked about and awaited nuptials of my next door neighbor and Armand Hammer III - also known as Armie.
I hope I've turned in my RSVPs for the 27 events.
Welcome Reception at the Beverly Wilshire - check
Rehearsal Dinner at the Hammer Museum - check
Guided Beverly Hills Tour - uncheck - that's when I'm sneaking to the "dirty" part of town to check out LA Ink's pad.
Ceremony - check
Reception in Malibu - Check
After-Party in the Penthouse of the Beverly Willshire - check - kinda - Remember, it's a surprise DJ and it goes until dawn. I am totally up for a party. I am a party Queen! As long as I can get to bed by 7:30 pm.
Farewell Brunch - uncheck - not going to make it. We have to be on an early morning flight in order to get home for Garrett's graduation from seminary.
You want pictures.
I gotta go lie down!
Have a great weekend!