What the???? Okay, there is no need to panic. I just needed to take a deep breath and gather my senses.
I remained calm. I came back inside and wrote THIS:
Dear Girls -
YOU can't LOVE Parker! He's MINE! He's my Tiny Baby! He's too little! You can't LOVE someone under 5 feet! I know he goes to your high school, but he's only 14! Seriously, there are 1,400 other boys. Pick someone else.
Besides, this isn't even HIS car. He can't drive........so he can't even drive off with you into the sunset.
And besides, he doesn't love you back. Because he only loves me! He's going to stay home and live with me forever and ever. Sorry!